Foolproof?? Christmas Cake

Some of us started preparing for Christmas in time.  Others, like myself, left it to late.  But not to worry, here is a very quick and easy recipe for a last minute Christmas Cake.  Enjoy!



1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup… just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Go to bed... if you can make it up the stairs.


RNSANE said...

Hey, my suggestion is to pick up a cake at a bakey, turn on some Christmas music, sit down by the fire with a nice bottle of Reposado tequila and some limes and sing, "Feliz Navidad!"

Arley said...

That sounds yummy!!!!

A human kind of human said...

RNSANE, why take the "fun" out of baking your own - lol.

Arley, yes, I will just replace the tequila with a nice bottle of wine.

Karlien said...

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I like your blog! It's awesome! I like the tequila in the pudding. Mmmm....gonna try it out